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BREAKING NEWS:
There was some kind of upset at the White House this morning.
People are whispering that Trump is at Walter Reed.
The president either had another stroke or his vagina neck is dilated ten centimeters and he's having that baby.
Musk really had it all:
He could have been one of the coolest guys on the planet if he had just stayed a goofy tech and space billionaire.
Instead, he chose to back fascism and become a threat to democracy
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