i'm surprised by how low energy and farcical that whole military parade situation was. I was expecting Moscow 1945 and we got Spirit Halloween instead.

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No kings no gods no masters

Okay, people are genuinely confused why members of the US army can't actually march in unison like the Russians or the North Koreans.

The reason why is because all these soldiers have real jobs in the military and nobody (beyond ceremonial units) ever does any marching once out…