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For all the idiots who kept on saying "Why in the hell is Mark Carney waiting & not doing a deal with the U.S. on tariffs already??", well, today you got your fucking answer.
The U.S. Supreme Court voted 6-3 against Trump regarding overstepping with tariffs.
Go fuck yourselves.
The search for bodies at Zorro Ranch isn’t just a “probe,” it’s a bipartisan legal war.
On Monday, Feb 16, 2026, New Mexico passed House Resolution 1, creating the “Epstein Truth Commission” with a $2.5 million budget and full subpoena power.
They just had their first meeting,
Jeffrey Eppstein shuttled very young girls around the globe for sex. He was convicted in 2008. But his money bought him a free pass for more than a decade. Even as the walls closed in, he could count on many helpers. Just ten days before his arrest, finance firm Charles Schwab
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