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Has anyone tried offering these cousin fucking Alberta separatists a ballroom instead?
Trump’s greatest ”success” has been making people completely numb to corruption.
The constant flood of daily scandals from him and his team creates massive outrage fatigue.
We are stuck in a post-truth era that will take a very long time to fix, even after he is gone
They are eating kids, voting isn’t going to unfuck whatever is unfolding in the meth lab below us.
I’m so sick and fucking tired of watching awful people do whatever the fuck they want with zero consequences. Break laws, get promoted. Show loyalty to Trump, get rewarded. What kind of backwards bullshit system punishes decency and hands out trophies for criminal behaviour?
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