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I don’t clap for pedo criminals. This is little more than a branding and PR campaign to distract from the heart of the situation: Epstein.
For those who don’t get it. Dressing as frogs takes away their narrative that the left protesting is violent.
We take away their power. We use humor and highlight their absurdity. The primary goal is to mock and undermine claims by officials (like former President Trump)
Calling this a “peace deal” is grotesque. Gaza’s been reduced to ashes, millions displaced, tens of thousands dead, and Israel’s bombs equaled ten Hiroshimas. Trump isn’t making peace with people, he’s making peace with the rubble. Oh, and don’t forget the Epstein list. #Gaza
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