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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith commits to separation referendum Peace Arch News
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Canada would have to shut down the equivalent of its entire buildings sector this year to meet the 2026 emissi…
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She Arrived in Canada as an Immigrant and now Teaches Newcomers how to Resist Misinformation Intern…
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Canadian 'Freedom Convoy' protest leader found guilty dw.com
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Five years after January 6, dozens of pardoned insurrectionists have been arrested again The 19th N…
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Elections Alberta to soon start hiring 60,000 ballot counters for separation vote CTV News
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Smith says referendum necessary before Alberta can ‘move on’ from separatism debate CTV News
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Did Canada deny $573B railroad bailout request from Trump? Don't go off the rails Snopes
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Carney calls for new partnership with US as Trump mulls whether to renew free trade agreement ABC N…
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The Pardoned Jan. 6 Rioters Say You Owe Them Money. Trump’s DOJ Might Agree. Slate Magazine
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GOP senator on Trump Jan. 6 pardons: ‘We let bad people go’ Fox 59
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Some Jan. 6 rioters pardoned by Trump are now embraced as heroes and candidates for office WPLN New…
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Premier Danielle Smith says ‘Albertans are getting impatient’ about an energy agreement CBC
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Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada Substack
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Conservatives confirmed Poilievre's leadership. Can he regain the moment? CBC
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Bell: Poilievre pushes on a pipeline, loses to Carney, what's up with Alberta? Calgary Herald
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This Viral Photo of a ‘Liberal Boomer’ is Missing Context. He Was Being Harassed by Far-Right Activists.&n…
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Canadian online searches grow for far-right and white supremacy content The Globe and Mail
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Doug Ford’s penchant for flying private took off before jet purchase, records show The Trillium
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Kinew rebukes Smith over court decision on consulting with First Nations on separatism petition Nat…
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Windscribe, which provides a VPN service, says it will not compromise user privacy by storing metadata
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Carney promises collaboration, substantive debate in majority Parliament St. Albert Gazette
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Braid: Carney sounds like a leader heading for an election. Would he dare? Calgary Herald
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Is there a wrong way to gain a parliamentary majority? Radio-Canada
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Conservative Michael Ma crosses floor to Canada's Liberals, putting Carney's government closer to majority&nbs…
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Surprise defection leaves Carney’s Liberals just one seat short of majority Politico
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When democracies falter, they rarely recover dw.com
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The ‘Great Reset’ Institute for Strategic Dialogue
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If Danielle Smith were smart, she’d treat court ruling quashing separatist petition as a political get-out-o…
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Canada’s “Freedom Convoy”: A Far Right Protest, Explained ISPI
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The Canadian truckers’ ‘freedom convoy’ disrupted life and blockaded borders. Did the protest succeed?&n…
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Canada police clear main protest hub in final push to end ‘Freedom Convoy’ France 24
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Mark Carney calls for new partnership with U.S. as Trump mulls whether to renew free trade agreement
Mark Carney calls for new partnership with U.S. as Trump mulls whether to renew free trade agreement &nbs…
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‘Lawlessness for His Friends and Punishment for Everyone Else’: Rep. Shontel Brown Blasts Trump Over Janua…
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Canada's new trade team meets Trump's trade czar in Washington to talk CUSMA review constructconnec…
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'Donald Trump is the person who caused Jan. 6,' former special counsel Jack Smith tells House panel  …
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How Trump is using his 'king-like' power of clemency a 2nd time around The Palm Beach Post
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Jan. 6 defendants pardoned by Trump march across D.C. to ‘rewrite history’ 5 years after Capitol riot …
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Elon Musk Returns to “24/7” Work, Pulls Back from Politics driveteslacanada.ca
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Freedom Convoy hits Windsor, criticizes federal immigration policies, floor-crossing MPs, more Wind…
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Carney says Canada must cut reliance on US as tariffs hit economy Euronews.com
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The mainstream media failed Canadians during the Freedom Convoy: Peter Menzies in The Hub The Macdo…
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Convoy rolls down Highway 400 to oppose B.C. ostrich cull BarrieToday.com
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Canada dispatch: judge rules government lacked authority to invoke Emergencies Act over Freedom Convoy, breach…
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Internal documents show what RCMP considered ’lessons learned’ from Freedom Convoy Radio-Canada
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Freedom Convoy protesters return to Ottawa for Canada Day Radio-Canada
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What The Freedom Convoy Protests Reveals About Structural Racism in Canada - Simon Fraser University
What The Freedom Convoy Protests Reveals About Structural Racism in Canada Simon Fraser University
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‘Freedom Convoy’ Protesters in Canada’s Capital City Dig In After Tougher Measures WSJ
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Canada’s Trucker Protests: What to Know About the ‘Freedom Convoy’ Council on Foreign Relatio…
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Amnesty International Canada Statement on "Freedom Convoy 2022" Blockade Amnesty International Cana…
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Fake News (a.k.a. Disinformation) in Canada The Canadian Encyclopedia
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Here Are the Far-Right Conspiracists the Quebec City Mosque Shooter Followed VICE
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Alberta’s Smith says not contacted by RCMP amid police searches in contract probe Lethbridge News…
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UCP leadership race: No matter who wins, turbulence lies ahead for the UCP | Communist Revolution M…
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USA's most iconic status at risk? Global watchdog warns U.S. could lose democracy status, flags Donald Tru&nbs…
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Danielle Smith threatens a national unity crisis if Canadians re-elect Mark Carney’s Liberals Sub…
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Danielle Smith promotes delusional history of U.S. and Canadian constitutions to push separation referendum&nb…
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Danielle Smith expected to try to force Albertans to endure a separation referendum – and blame someone else…
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Never mind the law, public opinion, or common sense: Danielle Smith will ensure there’s a separation referen…
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Trump pardons wipe nearly $2 billion in victim repayment and taxpayer recovery for Medicare and tax fraud, and…
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After Supreme Court clips Trump tariffs, where does that leave Canada? Wealth Professional
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FRAUD ALERT: Newsom adds new list of Trump’s pardoned fraudster friends to Trump Criminals tracker &nbs…
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Elon Musk leaves Trump administration after leading effort to slash U.S. government Radio-Canada
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Separatist group releases potential Alberta referendum question Radio-Canada
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Alberta’s referendum on a separation referendum elicits bewilderment, concern Global News
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Alberta receives separation referendum petition pending verification - JURIST - News Jurist.org
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Mark Carney’s first year: rebuilding Canada amid crisis and tariffs Al Majalla
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Latest Rage Index: Anger declines in Canada as Trump becomes the central “lightning rod” Pollar…
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Creeping no more: Health care privatization in full gallop in New Brunswick NB Media Co-op
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Trump tariffs are the greatest threat facing Canadian economy Advisor.ca
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Trump White House attempts to rewrite history of Jan. 6, accuses Capitol Police of escalating tensions &n…
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Opinion: Misguided attacks on B.C. developers risk deepening housing crisis Business in Vancouver
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Danielle Smith dug the separatist hole she's now stuck in Substack
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Will Alberta leave Canada? What the polls say The Times
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The Wrath of Jeff: Prominent Alberta separatist advocates internal UCP coup to oust Danielle Smith …
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CMHC warns housing affordability crisis now hitting more Canadian cities MSN
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Separatist movement in Canada’s Alberta province finds allies in Trump’s circle EL PAÍS Englis…
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Beyond Local: Danielle Smith says diverse opinions welcome after MLA supports separatist petition S…
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Danielle Smith says diverse opinions welcome after Alberta MLA supports separatist petition CityNew…
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With a new year almost upon us, everyone paying attention now understands Danielle Smith is a separatist …
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Did Danielle Smith’s separatist Alberta Next dog-and-pony show just go off the rails in Edmonton?  …
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LTE: Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Elon Musk theseeker.ca
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