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Poilievre says Carney's policies to blame for Canada dipping into recession territory CTV News
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Pierre Poilievre urges conservatives to keep fighting in networking conference speech CTV News
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Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre supports a ‘united Canada’ Campbell River Mirror
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Poilievre calls for emergency debate as Canada enters technical recession Global News
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‘The recession is real’: Poilievre calls for emergency debate CP24
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Poilievre blames Carney for economic downturn MSN
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Poilievre tries to answer the question on Conservative minds: Where do we go from here? National Po…
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Conservatives confirmed Poilievre's leadership. Can he regain the moment? CBC
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Carney and Poilievre find themselves on two very different hot seats as Parliament gears up to return &nb…
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Poilievre says Carney's Liberals are 'counterfeit' Conservatives SooToday.com
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Bell: Poilievre pushes on a pipeline, loses to Carney, what's up with Alberta? Calgary Herald
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Canadian MAGA hats, knives and e-cigarettes among items confiscated from Poilievre rallies BNN Bloo…
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Poilievre, Conservative MPs criticize Crown ahead of Freedom Convoy leaders' sentencing CBC
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