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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith commits to separation referendum Peace Arch News
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Alberta premier contradicts her United Conservative party president on separation CityNews Vancouve…
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Elon Musk calls language laws in Canada 'hypocritical and unfair' after Air Canada controversy Mont…
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Opinion: The new hate for Elon Musk is childish and hypocritical The Globe and Mail
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At least five people pardoned by Trump for Capitol attack accused of new crimes The Guardian
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Danielle Smith says she will put her own separation-related referendum question to Albertans in October &…
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How the Trump administration has undermined the fight against public corruption NPR
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‘Danielle Smith is a separatist’ NDP alleges after Bill 54 proposes lower referendum threshold …
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‘Outrage and disgust’: Poilievre furious after posters of missing Toronto teen Esther torn down  …
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Trump threatens to stop opening of Canada-US bridge Le Monde.fr
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Trump threatens to block new bridge in latest tirade against Canada The Guardian
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Trump threatens to tariff and 'decertify' Canadian aircraft in latest trade war move CBC
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Anger, betrayal and anxiety: Canadians say they’re ready to fight back after tariffs drive views of U.S. to …
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Danielle Smith threatens a national unity crisis if Canadians re-elect Mark Carney’s Liberals Sub…
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Alberta separatist leader planning to challenge Danielle Smith's leadership or change referendum question …
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Despite her claims, the premier has pushed forward a vote on separation. The outcome turns on key questions.
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Prime Minister responded to Alberta Premier Danielle Smith’s announcement that she will include a question o…
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Danielle Smith says 700,000 Albertans asked for a referendum on separation CBC
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Danielle Smith takes questions after Alberta separation referendum announced CBC
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Danielle Smith promotes delusional history of U.S. and Canadian constitutions to push separation referendum&nb…
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says separation question to be added to October referendum Global Ne…
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Premier Danielle Smith address to Albertans revealing separation referendum question Global News
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith outlines new separation referendum plan CBC
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Danielle Smith expected to try to force Albertans to endure a separation referendum – and blame someone else…
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Danielle Smith says Alberta separation referendum faces hurdles amid court challenges Edmonton Jour…
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Never mind the law, public opinion, or common sense: Danielle Smith will ensure there’s a separation referen…
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith defends promise of a potential referendum on separation CBC
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Canada must be ‘vigilant’ about race replacement conspiracy threat: minister Global News
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Trump pardons wipe nearly $2 billion in victim repayment and taxpayer recovery for Medicare and tax fraud, and…
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After Supreme Court clips Trump tariffs, where does that leave Canada? Wealth Professional
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Where does the U.S. Supreme Court voiding some Trump tariffs leave Canada? CBC
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Trump warns China Is taking over Canada, threatens tariffs — How investors can weather trade tensions &…
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Fraud focus: why is Trump granting clemency to convicted fraudsters? The Guardian
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FRAUD ALERT: Newsom adds new list of Trump’s pardoned fraudster friends to Trump Criminals tracker &nbs…
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Most key participants in Ottawa convoy protest not yet charged CBC
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