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Poilievre says Carney's policies to blame for Canada dipping into recession territory CTV News
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Pierre Poilievre urges conservatives to keep fighting in networking conference speech CTV News
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith commits to separation referendum Peace Arch News
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Trump’s trade czar says tariffs will remain on Canada, Mexico despite trade agreement - Toronto Star
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Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre supports a ‘united Canada’ Campbell River Mirror
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Tory leader takes aim at Liberals with call for emergency debate on the economy CityNews Montreal
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Canada would have to shut down the equivalent of its entire buildings sector this year to meet the 2026 emissi…
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Stronger Canada will help ‘make America great again,’ Carney tells NY business crowd 650 CKOM
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Alberta premier contradicts her United Conservative party president on separation CityNews Vancouve…
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A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children NPR
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‘The West is a powerhouse’: Premier Danielle Smith on Alberta’s opportunity to build more markets &…
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She Arrived in Canada as an Immigrant and now Teaches Newcomers how to Resist Misinformation Intern…
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Dr. Doug Ford: Ontario premier receives honorary degree from U.S. university Toronto Star
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Alberta's government says it will do away with twice-a-year time change Coast Reporter
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Prime Minister Mark Carney touts Canadian values in speech at global progress summit Toronto Star
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PM Carney discussed artificial intelligence with Pope Leo BNN Bloomberg
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Canada committed to deepening ties with China, Anand tells Chinese minister CBC
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'Canada strong will help make America great': Carney's latest push for trade unity CityNews Winnipe…
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Scapegoating George Soros: How media-savvy far-right activists spread lies McMaster News
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Ontario in secrecy-by-default mode, critics say after blue licence plate reversal - CityNews Toronto
Ontario in secrecy-by-default mode, critics say after blue licence plate reversal CityNews Toronto
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Canadian 'Freedom Convoy' protest leader found guilty dw.com
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Interview: Danielle Smith explains why she trusts Mark Carney National Post
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Poilievre calls for emergency debate as Canada enters technical recession Global News
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‘The recession is real’: Poilievre calls for emergency debate CP24
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Feds appealing use of Emergencies Act during ‘Freedom Convoy’ at Supreme Court CityNews Toronto
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Can Mark Carney modernize the CAF? Winnipeg Sun
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The legislation says any referendum on separation must have a clear question and would require a clear majorit…
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Man charged with planting pipe bombs before the Jan. 6 riot argues Trump's mass pardons apply to him &nbs…
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Prime Minister added that Danielle Smith’s party did not have secession as part of its election platform
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Five years after January 6, dozens of pardoned insurrectionists have been arrested again The 19th N…
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EXCLUSIVE: Doug Ford says he hasn’t lost his way, despite recent backlash CTV News
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Elections Alberta to soon start hiring 60,000 ballot counters for separation vote CTV News
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Alberta Premier Smith’s government formalizes Oct. 19 separation question Global News
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Thousands of Albertans protest against UCP policies CityNews Edmonton
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Smith says referendum necessary before Alberta can ‘move on’ from separatism debate CTV News
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Did Canada deny $573B railroad bailout request from Trump? Don't go off the rails Snopes
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Carney calls for new partnership with US as Trump mulls whether to renew free trade agreement ABC N…
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Canada in ‘different spot’ when it comes to Trump tariffs, U.S. trade czar says CP24
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Trump’s tariffs drove a steep decline in U.S. liquor exports. How much did they drop in Canada? C…
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Canada’s initial position on Iran war shifted as Trump’s objectives became clear CTV News
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Trump administration deepens quest to stamp out the events of Jan. 6 The Washington Post
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Trump administration moves to erase Jan. 6 riot convictions for seditious conspiracy NPR
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Has NATO ‘failed?’ Carney responds to Trump rhetoric on the future of military alliance BNN Blo…
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The Pardoned Jan. 6 Rioters Say You Owe Them Money. Trump’s DOJ Might Agree. Slate Magazine
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Canada discusses Keystone XL revival with Trump administration officials BNN Bloomberg
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‘They will do nothing for us,’ Trump says of NATO, but Canada can’t avoid dealing with U.S., experts say…
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Canada not a target for Trump administration’s new tariff investigations CTV News
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US House votes to rescind Trump tariffs on Canada Le Monde.fr
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U.S. House backs resolution to end Trump’s tariffs on Canada CTV News
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GOP senator on Trump Jan. 6 pardons: ‘We let bad people go’ Fox 59
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Some Jan. 6 rioters pardoned by Trump are now embraced as heroes and candidates for office WPLN New…
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Trump Summons Canada’s MAGA Groupies for ‘51st State’ Night Yahoo News
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KOOP: The Liberals made this mess, don't blame Danielle Smith Kenora Miner & News
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Poilievre blames Carney for economic downturn MSN
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Bell: 'Calm down' — Danielle Smith stands up to Alberta separatists wanting to punt her Calgary H…
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Premier Danielle Smith says ‘Albertans are getting impatient’ about an energy agreement CBC
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Poilievre tries to answer the question on Conservative minds: Where do we go from here? National Po…
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Some Canadian exporters could get refunds after 'Liberation Day' tariffs struck down CTV News
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Danielle Smith defends upcoming government motion to reassess riding boundaries CityNews Calgary
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Tariff-hit industries struggling as trade war drags into second year BNN Bloomberg
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Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada Substack
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Conservatives confirmed Poilievre's leadership. Can he regain the moment? CBC
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Carney and Poilievre find themselves on two very different hot seats as Parliament gears up to return &nb…
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Poilievre says Carney's Liberals are 'counterfeit' Conservatives SooToday.com
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Bell: Poilievre pushes on a pipeline, loses to Carney, what's up with Alberta? Calgary Herald
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B.C.’s human rights office launches campaign to fight misinformation, disinformation CTV News
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This Viral Photo of a ‘Liberal Boomer’ is Missing Context. He Was Being Harassed by Far-Right Activists.&n…
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Anthony Koch: MAGA is not a conservative movement National Post
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Canadian MAGA hats, knives and e-cigarettes among items confiscated from Poilievre rallies BNN Bloo…
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Canadian online searches grow for far-right and white supremacy content The Globe and Mail
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Prime Minister Mark Carney spoke with Pope Leo about artificial intelligence and the "imperative that AI must …
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Ford government unveils framework for growing Ontario defence industry over next decade CP24
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Doug Ford sees bump in latest poll as furor over jet purchase subsides CTV News
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New Ontario Science Centre to open in 2029, Premier Doug Ford says Canadian Architect
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Doug Ford’s penchant for flying private took off before jet purchase, records show The Trillium
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More evidence that increasing new housing supply improves affordability Yahoo! Finance Canada
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REITs get criticized for being part of the housing affordability problem, but it turns out they aren't &n…
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Germany and Norway are intensifying their bid for Canada’s submarine contract, pitching the Type 212CD as pa…
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The realities of North American trade make no room for myths Kenora Miner & News
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Raymond J. de Souza: Carney casts off Trudeau's climate policies? I told you so! Yahoo News Canada
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A strong Canada 'will help make America great again,' Carney tells New York business leaders CBC
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Carney pitches Canada as strong partner to U.S. in New York ahead of critical CUSMA review Yahoo Ne…
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Trudeau's climate policy architects gather as Carney changes course CBC
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Premier Ford drops new strategy to lock down 43K defence jobs Windsor Star
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Ottawa under increasing pressure to show how policy changes are affecting emissions Castanet
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Thousands of people around the world have received Canadian citizenship certificates as a result of a change l…
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Chinese Foreign Affairs Minister Wang Yi met with Carney and Anand in Ottawa
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The Supreme Court of Canada dismissed two challenges to the Jordan framework on Friday, ruling that the time l…
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‘It breaks my heart’: Hundreds sign petition after sudden cuts to 50-year-old TCDSB language classes …
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Carney seeks new US-Canada partnership as world undergoes 'rupture' Reuters
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Prime Minister spoke at Economic Club of New York, highlighting ‘mutual strength’ that comes from economic…
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It's crunch time for Canada's trade deal with the U.S. and Mexico CBC
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Paikin On Politics: Carney gets caught in a 'hot mic' moment CityNews Kitchener
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Kinew rebukes Smith over court decision on consulting with First Nations on separatism petition Nat…
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Windscribe, which provides a VPN service, says it will not compromise user privacy by storing metadata
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Carney promises collaboration, substantive debate in majority Parliament St. Albert Gazette
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Braid: Carney sounds like a leader heading for an election. Would he dare? Calgary Herald
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Is there a wrong way to gain a parliamentary majority? Radio-Canada
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Conservative Michael Ma crosses floor to Canada's Liberals, putting Carney's government closer to majority&nbs…
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Surprise defection leaves Carney’s Liberals just one seat short of majority Politico
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When democracies falter, they rarely recover dw.com
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