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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith commits to separation referendum Peace Arch News
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‘The West is a powerhouse’: Premier Danielle Smith on Alberta’s opportunity to build more markets &…
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Interview: Danielle Smith explains why she trusts Mark Carney National Post
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Prime Minister added that Danielle Smith’s party did not have secession as part of its election platform
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KOOP: The Liberals made this mess, don't blame Danielle Smith Kenora Miner & News
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Bell: 'Calm down' — Danielle Smith stands up to Alberta separatists wanting to punt her Calgary H…
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Premier Danielle Smith says ‘Albertans are getting impatient’ about an energy agreement CBC
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Danielle Smith defends upcoming government motion to reassess riding boundaries CityNews Calgary
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Danielle Smith says she will put her own separation-related referendum question to Albertans in October &…
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Danielle Smith contradicts United Conservative party president on separatism CBC
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If Danielle Smith were smart, she’d treat court ruling quashing separatist petition as a political get-out-o…
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Bell: Danielle Smith government opens the door on taxes, then slams it shut Calgary Herald
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Letters to the editor: ‘In her decision to hold a referendum on a referendum, Danielle Smith is asking to as…
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‘Danielle Smith is a separatist’ NDP alleges after Bill 54 proposes lower referendum threshold …
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Danielle Smith threatens a national unity crisis if Canadians re-elect Mark Carney’s Liberals Sub…
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Alberta separatist leader planning to challenge Danielle Smith's leadership or change referendum question …
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Despite her claims, the premier has pushed forward a vote on separation. The outcome turns on key questions.
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Prime Minister responded to Alberta Premier Danielle Smith’s announcement that she will include a question o…
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Danielle Smith says 700,000 Albertans asked for a referendum on separation CBC
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Danielle Smith takes questions after Alberta separation referendum announced CBC
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Danielle Smith promotes delusional history of U.S. and Canadian constitutions to push separation referendum&nb…
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says separation question to be added to October referendum Global Ne…
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Premier Danielle Smith address to Albertans revealing separation referendum question Global News
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith outlines new separation referendum plan CBC
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Danielle Smith expected to try to force Albertans to endure a separation referendum – and blame someone else…
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Danielle Smith says Alberta separation referendum faces hurdles amid court challenges Edmonton Jour…
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Never mind the law, public opinion, or common sense: Danielle Smith will ensure there’s a separation referen…
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Alberta Premier Danielle Smith defends promise of a potential referendum on separation CBC
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Danielle Smith dug the separatist hole she's now stuck in Substack
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The Wrath of Jeff: Prominent Alberta separatist advocates internal UCP coup to oust Danielle Smith …
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Beyond Local: Danielle Smith says diverse opinions welcome after MLA supports separatist petition S…
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Danielle Smith says diverse opinions welcome after Alberta MLA supports separatist petition CityNew…
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With a new year almost upon us, everyone paying attention now understands Danielle Smith is a separatist …
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Did Danielle Smith’s separatist Alberta Next dog-and-pony show just go off the rails in Edmonton?  …
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