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🔍 searchesSurfaced by our topic searches — no single outlet has claimed it yet.
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The House Oversight Committee released the transcript of its interview with former Attorney General Pam Bondi.
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Trump says Joe Biden’s son’s past ‘is not that great’ and might stop him winning the White House should he run in 2028, drawing a sharp response from the former executive
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Pam Bondi told lawmakers that Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche supervised the Epstein files release as scrutiny over the DOJ’s handling intensifies.
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Rep. Madeleine Dean, a House Democrat from Pennsylvania, accused President Donald Trump of lying about the intensity and nature of his relationship with disgraced financier and convicted predator…
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari spills the beans on what went down behind closed doors during Pam Bondi's intervew over the Epstein case
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0 A former associate of Melania Trump has started a new controversy by claiming the first lady worked as an escort for Jeffrey Epstein and met the president through the convicted sex offender. The…
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Scott Bessent brought up Epstein’s meeting with the lawmaker’s son in a clash over Trump’s “cover-up.
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Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-PA) confronted acting Attorney General Todd Blanche over his departments handling of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein, claiming that unreacted files showed that President…
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Congresswoman Madeleine Dean, during Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche's House hearing, claimed that President Donald Trump “lied” about being on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane and said the unredacted…
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