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Tory leader takes aim at Liberals with call for emergency debate on the economy CityNews Montreal
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Canada would have to shut down the equivalent of its entire buildings sector this year to meet the 2026 emissi…
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Stronger Canada will help ‘make America great again,’ Carney tells NY business crowd 650 CKOM
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PM Carney discussed artificial intelligence with Pope Leo BNN Bloomberg
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Canada committed to deepening ties with China, Anand tells Chinese minister CBC
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'Canada strong will help make America great': Carney's latest push for trade unity CityNews Winnipe…
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The realities of North American trade make no room for myths Kenora Miner & News
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Raymond J. de Souza: Carney casts off Trudeau's climate policies? I told you so! Yahoo News Canada
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A strong Canada 'will help make America great again,' Carney tells New York business leaders CBC
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Carney pitches Canada as strong partner to U.S. in New York ahead of critical CUSMA review Yahoo Ne…
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Trudeau's climate policy architects gather as Carney changes course CBC
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Premier Ford drops new strategy to lock down 43K defence jobs Windsor Star
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Ottawa under increasing pressure to show how policy changes are affecting emissions Castanet
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Thousands of people around the world have received Canadian citizenship certificates as a result of a change l…
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Chinese Foreign Affairs Minister Wang Yi met with Carney and Anand in Ottawa
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The Supreme Court of Canada dismissed two challenges to the Jordan framework on Friday, ruling that the time l…
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‘It breaks my heart’: Hundreds sign petition after sudden cuts to 50-year-old TCDSB language classes …
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Carney seeks new US-Canada partnership as world undergoes 'rupture' Reuters
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Prime Minister spoke at Economic Club of New York, highlighting ‘mutual strength’ that comes from economic…
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It's crunch time for Canada's trade deal with the U.S. and Mexico CBC
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Paikin On Politics: Carney gets caught in a 'hot mic' moment CityNews Kitchener
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Kinew rebukes Smith over court decision on consulting with First Nations on separatism petition Nat…
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Windscribe, which provides a VPN service, says it will not compromise user privacy by storing metadata
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Carney promises collaboration, substantive debate in majority Parliament St. Albert Gazette
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Braid: Carney sounds like a leader heading for an election. Would he dare? Calgary Herald
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Is there a wrong way to gain a parliamentary majority? Radio-Canada
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Conservative Michael Ma crosses floor to Canada's Liberals, putting Carney's government closer to majority&nbs…
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Surprise defection leaves Carney’s Liberals just one seat short of majority Politico
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When democracies falter, they rarely recover dw.com
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A stunning reversal of fortunes in Canada’s historic election BBC
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