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Canada's bullshit filter. Every story that matters β€” who's covering it, which way it leans, and whether the media is ignoring it entirely. Updated twice a day so you don't have to scroll through the noise yourself.

πŸ• Last updated: Jun 5, 6:01am EDT  Β·  Next update: 4:00pm today (Toronto)

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80+ sourcesScanned twice a day, automatically
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Voices, not logos20 sites running one wire story β‰  20 sources. We unmask it.
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Real outlet attributionWho actually reported it β€” not just "Google News"
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Blackout detectionSee what the mainstream is NOT touching
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Rage + bias scoredHow angry it's built to make you β€” and which way it leans

We count voices, not logos. When 20 sites run the same story, that's often ONE newsroom copied 20 times. Here's every badge and meter on a card β€” top to bottom:

Coverage β€” top-right corner of the card
πŸ”₯ 5+ srcLots of independent newsrooms on it. Real heat.
πŸ“° 2–4 srcA handful of independent sources covering it.
πŸ“„ 1 sourceJust one outlet so far β€” early, or quietly ignored.
πŸ”— N outletsTotal places it ran. A big πŸ”— beside a small πŸ”₯/πŸ“° = syndication: one voice, mass-copied.
πŸ” searchesSurfaced by our topic searches β€” no single outlet has claimed it yet.
🚨 blackoutA story the mainstream is not touching.
The two meters
πŸ˜β†’πŸ€¬ RageHow worked-up the coverage is built to make you.
L—●—R BiasWhich way the outlet(s) lean, politically.
Flags & tags
πŸ¦… PlaybookImported MAGA-style tactics turning up in Canadian politics.
πŸ”„ HypocrisyA flip-flop or "rules for thee" contradiction.
πŸ—£οΈ OpinionA column, editorial or letter β€” a take, not straight reporting.
πŸ‘€ NewsmakerWho's driving the story. Tap a chip up top to filter by them.
πŸ‘€ Newsmaker: Kinew 1 stories βœ• Clear
πŸ“°'"> 79 πŸ“° 4 src
Premier Wab Kinew says he wants to see U.S. President Donald Trump reverse course, and that Canada and the U.S. should work together to bring down the cost of living.
Rage-O-Meter
how pissed the public is.
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Bias-Metre
the political lean of the outlet(s) covering this story
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